My Vampire Faints at Blood

Information

Native Title: 我家吸血鬼他晕血

Author: 三千大梦叙平生 (Three Thousand Dreams in Life)

Original Language: Mandarin

Genres: BL, Comedy, Medical, Supernatural

Chapters: 67 + 2

RAW Link: jjwxc

Translator: Angel

Synopsis

Fainting from the sight of blood is not terrible. What is terrible is a vampire that faints at the sight of blood. In order to overcome the dizziness of the domestic vampire, Dr. Shang has thought of many ways, including: baby bottles, eye masks, handcuffs, and food colouring. Unfortunately, none of his methods have worked. So, in the end, Dr. Shang could only chase his vampire while rolling up his sleeves and yelling "You can try another bite! Just one bite!"

Character Guide

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Table of Contents

» 01 - Chest Compressions Require Five Centimeters
» 02 - For the Rabies Vaccine, Go to Disease Control
» 03 - Wear Gloves When Handling Patients
» 04 - Blood Donation Can Promote Hematopoiesis
» 05 - Checking the Pupil by Looking at the light Reflection

» 06 - Beware of Air Conditioning in Summer

» 07 - Exercise Caution Against Sprains of the Psoas Muscle

» 08 - Ensuring Adequate Sleep

» 09 - Deep Wounds Require a Tetanus Shot

» 10 - Remember to Debride Before Suturing

» 11 - Serum that Disinfects and Sterilizes

» 12 - A Lack of Sleep Affects Your IQ

» 13 - Adrenaline Decides to Strike

» 14 - There Are Limits to the Effects of Sunscreen

» 15 - Prepare Mosquito Repellent in the Summer

» 16 - Pupils Dilate When You are Nervous

» 17 - Singing Out of Tune is Also a Disease

» 18 - Dislocated Joints Should Be Reset Quickly

» 19 - Perms Can Also Damage Hair

» 20 - A Fear of Heights Can Be Treated With Behavioural Therapy

» 21 - Crying is Good For Blood Circulation

» 22 - It Takes Three Minutes for Children to Brush Their Teeth

» 23 - Exercise Therapy is Effective

» 24 - Toddlers Have A Faster Heart Rate Than Adults

» 25 - Sharp Cut Wounds Heal Smoother

» 26 - Hair Loss Can Be Related to the Season

» 27 - Cool Off After the Summer Rain

» 28 - You Should Have Three Meals a Day

» 29 - In Vitro Fertilization is Becoming Increasingly Sophisticated

» 30 - Lung Capacity Should be Exercised Regularly

» 31 - Vaccines May Have Side Effects

» 32 - Intelligence Includes Memory and Reasoning

» 33 - CPR Only Saves Patients Whose Hearts Have Stopped Beating

» 34 - Actively Cooperate With Treatment

» 35 - Blood Loss Can Cause Dizziness and Cold Sweats

» 36 - Allergies May Cause Shock

» 37 - A Coma is a Loss of Consciousness

» 38 - Adrenaline Causes Blushing

» 39 - Indescribably Rapid Engorgement 

» 40 - Allergic Swelling May Subside

» 41 - Allergies Cause Allergic Reactions

» 42 - Informed Consent is Required for Surgery

» 43 - Exercise Promotes Blood Circulation

» 44 - A Hybrid Can Produce a Pure Child

» 45 - Humans Are Fetal Animals

» 46 - Gastrointestinal Tablets Can Be Chewed

» 47 - Beware of Choking When Breastfeeding Your Baby

» 48 - Avoid Getting Water on New Tattoos

» 49 - Darker Skin Tones are Less Prone to Sunburn

» 50 - Eating Until You Are Eighty Percent Full is Good for Your Health

» 51 - Internal Bleeding Causes Loss of Consciousness

» 52 - Respect the Patient's Right to Privacy

» 53 - Lactose Intolerance Can Cause Diarrhoea

» 54 - Eating Too Much Heat Food Makes You Prone to Cancer

» 55 - Alcoholism Affects Sperm Quality

» 56 - The Offspring of Inbred Marriages are Prone to Disease

» 57 -  Ice Cream Can Cause Headaches

» 58 - Hot Then Cold Can Cause Stomach Pain

» 59 - Functional Exercises for Fractures

» 60 - Avoid Being Sedentary for Some Diseases

» 61 - Wear Cotton Clothing For Burns

» 62 - Impulse-Related Hormone Levels

» 63 - Pressure Should be Applied to Stop Bleeding After Blood Draw

» 64 - Humane Disposal of Laboratory Animals

» 65 - Foetal Education is Beneficial for Foetal Development

» 66 - Carotid Arteries Can Also Be Injected

» 67 - Lidocaine Inhibits Breathing

» Extra 1 - Cardiac Arrhythmia Causes a Coma

» Extra 2 - Tanabata Special – The Last Mermaid – The End

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Important Note From the Translator

This is a very intensively and carefully edited MTL. I use up to three different translation tools, as well as Chinese dictionaries, chengyu dictionaries, Baidu web searches, Baidu Baike, Baidu Zhidao, and other Chinese websites to try to make sure the original meaning and tone are preserved and that idioms, cultural references, and historical references are explained. While I am actively learning Mandarin, I am nowhere near the level I would need to be to do this without the use of such tools, however I do have a good understanding of how to spot idioms and such.

My translations are not 100% literal, but I try my best to keep the translations accurate and faithful to the spirit of the original. This means that I will edit out redundant words, add a necessary word, and rearrange some words or phrases in order for my final work to not only translate the original text into English, but also to have a translation that flows as smoothly in the target language as it does in the source language. 

Translation Period: April 16, 2021 - June 12, 2022

Re-editing Period: July 28, 2023 - August 24, 2023