My Vampire Faints at Blood Chapter 60

Avoid Being Sedentary for Some Diseases

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"You can choose, but I don't think Muxi will sing – after all, there are so few lyrics for the Phoenix Legend anyway." Although he didn't know exactly what the format of the test was, the thought of rows and rows of werewolves square dancing in unison made Doctor Shang shudder and shake his head sincerely, "Based on what Muxi is practising now, I think he'll lean towards the ancient or Chinese style, so you can discuss it with him."

"Thank you for your advice, I'll discuss it with him. It's too late today, I'll find time to meet you to talk about compensation." Zhuge Kaoyu nodded at him in appreciation and took two steps back: "Your car doesn't seem to have a driver, do you need a lift?"

"No – there should have been..." Remembering that there was a freeloading kitten out there, Doctor Shang slapped his forehead and was about to call the werewolf butler to check on the situation when the vampire took his arm gently, "Don't worry, my dear – their scent is getting closer, they'll probably be back soon."

Looking at the vampire who was even more attentive than usual, Doctor Shang, who was used to dealing with disobedient patients, knew what was going on in his head. With a helpless sigh, he sat down in the back seat, "Where did you get hurt? How is it? Is it serious?"

"This..." The smile in Wei Long's eyes froze and his gaze unconsciously drifted to the side, and he coughed lightly in a sheepish manner: "Can you allow me – to wait until we get home before I confess this matter to you? I don't mean to hide it from you, my dear, it's just that it's always a little difficult to talk about it outside..."

"Okay – you don't have to say it, I probably already understand." Looking at his vampire's bizarre, almost zig-zagged sitting position, the human doctor instantly understood his predicament. Cutting him off decisively, he looked around then tucked the Bi'an egg into his pocket and handed him the basket again, "Sit with this for now, I'll go and see how much the little one has eaten."

The two little dragons had long been infuriated by the white haired fox's arrogant attitude, but they had been restrained from causing trouble by their doctor brother. Now they finally had a chance to vent their anger, and after glancing at each other and making up their minds, Xian Bei, who was responsible for being cute, came up to the vampire brother and rubbed against him petulantly, "Brother, Brother, can you lend us your belt?"

"Belt – this?" The blood race has always been a race that is extremely conscious of its image, and as the king of purebloods, Wei Long would naturally be even less likely to accept that he was actually sitting on top of a basket. He just remained steadily planted in his stance, his eyes turned to the two little ones as he hesitantly unbuckled his belt and handed it over, "What are you planning to do... what has Brother Doctor taught you?"

"Brother Doctor has taught us so many things!" Xian Bei replied as he straightened up proudly, and working in tandem with his brother, they took hold of the two ends of the belt and weaved dazzlingly back and forth around the snow fox a few times before tying it up in a knot and fastening the belt buckle with a snap. Xian Bei withdrew a piece of cotton from the basket and waited for his brother to pry the snow fox's mouth open with his tail before shoving it in with precision and viciousness.

"Woo woo – woo woo woo!" The snow fox, already resigned to its fate, had never expected this at all and shook its head in horror, looking questioningly at the vampire on the sidelines, his eyes full of sad questioning, "Woo, woo woo – woo?!"

"I don't know either. You may as well fend for yourself, I'm more worried about my own fate right now..." He ruthlessly rejected the snow fox's desperate plea for help. The vampire looked warily out of the car at his human, suddenly remembering that the baked fish with the surname Zhuge seemed to have given him a pair of handcuffs, and his pupils took on a worried, bloody hue.

"Second Young Master, Second Young Master!" 

The voice of the old werewolf suddenly came from outside the car. The snow fox's eyes lit up and he hurriedly struggled desperately to get up, just to be hit hard twice by the tails of the two little dragons one after another. Wailing in pain, he finally huffed and puffed his nose with tears in his eyes.

"Second Young Master, the contrast of power is very grim now, you must follow Goujian's example of lying down and never making any rash moves. Pretend to cooperate first to confuse them and ease their suspicion of you, then wait for an opportunity to escape, I will meet you outside then." As he removed the cotton from his mouth, the old werewolf rambled on and on, teaching him the valuable lessons handed down in his clan, and sighed helplessly, "Next time, you can't be so impulsive. It's okay to get caught, but how dare you invite a Taotie to dinner. That's a sacred beast that can swallow a country in one gulp as an adult, aren't you afraid that it will eat up all our family?"

"Wait – is this Taotie you're talking about the Taotie I'm thinking of? I can't even tell the Taotie apart from the two characters I can't write?!" The snow fox leapt to his feet in horror, jumping up with difficulty and catching his finger in his mouth despite being restrained in his movements by the belt, "Oh no, I've mixed up the Nine Sons of the Dragon, and this one has been underlined... How much did it cost? Is that card still there?!"

"Over eight million..." Taken aback by his reaction, the old werewolf subconsciously paused for a moment and stepped back before carefully quoting a number.

"Eight – forget it, fortunately we didn't use up all the money, in any case, we'll go back and skulk around the Elven ones' Forest of Treasures..." Although it was far more than expected, it was still within the acceptable range after all. The snow fox breathed a slight sigh of relief at this, only to fall back into the back seat before the old werewolf carefully added the second half of the sentence: "– for the amount owed, we'll end up with a total repayment of around nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand if we pay it out in instalments."

"... What did you guys go eat, Saint Grade Gold Supreme Ice Cream?! It wouldn't cost me that much to ship a block of ice back from the North Pole!!!" Shocked by this horrible overdraft amount, he was speechless for a long time. Zhen Xi remained dumbfounded for a long time before he jumped to his feet, wagging his tail in excitement, and looked aggressively at the mixed-blood husky who was obviously involved in this matter.

"What are you looking at me for? I thought I'd give the kids something nice to eat since they're being treated – besides, how many cold drink shops are open at this hour?" Being stared at by everyone in the wrong way, He Jialun shrank his neck sheepishly and stood up straight again defiantly, plucking the little guy off the root of his tail. "You're right, this ice came from the North Pole – as you know, we huskies are sled dogs by birth and have a lot more access to this area. This is a shop owned by my cousin, called Haagen-Dazs, and it's particularly good, just a little expensive, plus the kid does have a bit of an appetite..."

"Is that a bit expensive?! Did it eat more than a single bowl! I know there's no way you could have just bought him the single bowl! I've never even had any of their ice cream cakes – Why should you give him Haagen-Dazs when your surname is Ha?! Isn't Zhen Xi ice cream pretty tasty too!!!" Already overwhelmed by the $9.99 million he owed, Zhen Xi's hair exploded and he questioned the hybrid husky whose conscience had been taken away from him, "Do you know that if my father knew I had spent so much money, he would have beaten me bald!"

"Daddy!" Finally learning his first non-food related word, the little Taotie pounced up excitedly and leapt into the human doctor's arms, rubbing his jaw affectionately, "Daddy! Daddy Daddy!"

"Why did you eat so much, aren't you afraid you'll get a tummy ache?" His heart softened at the sound of the little one's crisp voice. Doctor Shang gently rubbed its little belly and actually felt that the little one's belly was still not stuffed, so his heart felt a little more worried.

– The way the little one is eating, as long as one meal isn't getting served by others, he'll probably go bankrupt...

The little kitten obviously enjoyed being rubbed by his father, turning over his belly and purring twice, then rubbing his wrist affectionately. Two little paws wrapped around his arm, pamperedly forbidding him to move his hand away.

The two little dragons were so jealous that they also went over to the doctor and asked him to rub their heads, gleefully dancing and showing off their accomplishments to him.

The family happily got together, causing the second young master of the Yan family, who had just had a bloodbath, to shiver with anger. Tearing the belt off in spite of everything, he lunged at the human in a fury: "You gloating bastards – I'm going to fight you!"

"Second Young Master, don't – you're just the right size to be swallowed by him in one bite. If we hadn't stopped it so quickly back then, the owner of the ice cream shop would have been eaten by him!" The old werewolf rushed forward to hug him, shook his head with tears in his eyes, and held his two small paws up again, putting the snow fox, who was so angry that he had exploded, back in his seat: "Second Young Master, you should not go back to the family for the time being, I will hide it from Master for you for a while, you at least have to pay for your meals for the past few days..."

"I'm afraid it will be difficult – this belt was sold to me by His Excellency the Apostle and cost me twenty thousand blood crystals. The way things are going, you may need to pay for it as well." Picking up the belt that had been bitten into three or four pieces, the pureblood king sighed regretfully before throwing it out of the window without cherishing it, "Perhaps you guys don't quite understand the exchange rate between blood crystals and RMB, one blood crystal can be exchanged for one hundred RMB. You can compensate at your discretion, I won't count it too strictly."

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Translator Notes

Please feel free to comment any mistakes I made so I can improve and do better as I go through the book.

Translated: April 24, 2022

Edited: August 24, 2023