My Vampire Faints at Blood Chapter 43

Exercise Promotes Blood Circulation

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Although he was impressed by the generosity of the dragons, Doctor Shang, who still had his senses intact, recalled the appearance of the legend of Bixi and couldn't help but sigh in a low voice, "But... if I have a Bixi, what's the difference between that and raising a turtle..."

"I see, boys want to be cool, no problem." Seeing that the annual tribute of two bags of milk candies was about to arrive, the golden dragon waved its tail and nodded readily, "Don't worry, we have a specialised egg tester. It'll be either a Suanni or a Bi'an, we'll pick you two powerful ones, and when you take them out for a walk, you can easily dominate the whole neighbourhood!" (Angel: Bixi, Suanni, and Bi'an are all part of the legends of the dragon's nine sons. This website will give you a good explanation of the sons.)

Not expecting this to be negotiable, Shang Haojia laughed helplessly, took out his mobile phone, and opened Taobao to find the specific flavour of white rabbit candy. The golden dragon, however, thought he was hesitating again and swept his two sons over with his dragon whiskers, forming them into a heart shape without any further ado, "I remember you humans call this – yes, a heart for you! Don't dawdle, dear, will you be signing with one or two? The dragon eggs come with free shipping!"

"..." Looking at the situation in front of him as if the Jiangnan Dragon Farm had closed down, Shang Haojia's hand holding the phone couldn't help but stall. He looked at the golden dragon who was forcing him to buy and sell, and was at a loss as to how to react.

The two little dragons that were being sold off were clearly not aware that they were being sold. With his strong body and speed, Xian Bao pounced on him first, wagging his tail desperately, "Brother Doctor, Brother Doctor, you can keep me! I'll help you tear down the house – no, I'll help you clean up the house!"

"And me and me, Brother Doctor, I'm useful too!" Seeing that his brother had actually jumped ahead of him in an unrighteous manner, Xian Bei was not to be outdone and followed after him. Coiled around Shang Haojia's neck, he tilted his head and rubbed his earlobe curtly, "The days are so hot now, you humans must be particularly uncomfortable – When you want rain in the future, tell me which day you want it to rain and I will cry. The weather bureau knows that I love to cry at every turn, so no one cares about me when it rains a little..."

The little dragon's breath wasn't quite strong, but the soft sweep of the dragon's breath against his ear caused the human doctor to lightly cough uncomfortably. He hastily removed the little one, "Okay, okay, if I sign you two together, will it have an effect?"

"No, we are twins, as good as one dragon!" Hearing that their brother doctor had finally let go, the two little dragons who had just been fighting over each other changed their tune immediately and became intimately entwined.

Shang Haojia couldn't help but laugh lightly and pat the two little dragons' horns. Just as he was about to speak, the black mist suddenly exploded in all directions and a black shadow swooped towards Shang Haojia.

"Protect Brother Doctor!" Xian Bao roared majestically and leapt up with agility. He caught the black shadow in his mouth and flung it back and forth with great force.

Although the little dragon was not usually seen as a threat, it was a true dragon descendant after all, and the power of its bloodline in times of crisis was not to be underestimated. With a scream, the black shadow was thrown to the ground, but still stubbornly crawled towards the human doctor with tears in his eyes, dying to accuse the pureblood king of his brutal crimes, "This human, control your vampire! He claims something about being hemophobic and that he hasn't eaten in eight hundred years... but unexpectedly, unexpectedly he has the nerve to drink my blood!"

"I'm sorry, but that taste is really too tempting – it just so happens that I've been a bit on fire lately, and for some reason I remembered a commercial I just saw on TV..." Apologetically leaning over slightly, the pureblood king smiled and shook his head before walking briskly towards his human doctor.

"Liar! You clearly said that the blood of the purebloods would be particularly hard to drink in order to protect themselves – eh?" Originally still indignantly accusing the other side of the crime, Wayne Loki lowered his head to check his wound, but his movements suddenly stopped and his expression suddenly showed some unexplained peculiarity.

Not paying any attention to Wayne Loki's misery, Doctor Shang's eyes lit up with relief as he stood up and looked over towards his vampire, "Congratulations – have you finally managed to overcome this psychological obstacle?"

"I'm sorry, my dear. I still haven't overcome this, I can just ignore all negative buffs for a short while because I'm in the pureblood state." Meeting his gaze, Wei Long's eyes then took on a somewhat apologetic smile. With a casual wave of his hand, he cleared the blood away and everything around him was restored as he wrapped one arm around his human's shoulders and sat with him on the couch, "In fact, I have to admit that due to a bit too many conversions recently, I may not be able to activate my pureblood state again for quite some time..."

"Wait a minute." Unexpectedly, he actually revealed his weakness so openly. Doctor Shang, who was experienced in fighting the enemy, hastily called for a stop and looked warily towards Wayne Loki, who was barely holding onto his position as the villainous big boss, but his expression suddenly showed some confusion, "Is he – drinking his own blood?"

Looking at Wayne Loki, who was drinking vigorously, the vampire nodded calmly and responded in a serious manner, "It's really too hot, so he's probably a bit on fire too."

Doctor Shang's thoughts turned for a moment. Rubbing his temples with a headache, he raised his hand to interrupt, "Wait, I'm a little confused... would he suck himself dry like that?"

After all, he was in a relationship with a doctor, and Wei Long had brushed up on a lot of basic medical knowledge as he saw fit. Meeting the gaze of his doctor, he nodded gracefully and smiled lightly, then calmly threw out a rather professional statement, "In theory it wouldn't be possible – Since vampires don't have a heartbeat and can't drive the circulation of blood in their bodies, they usually promote the renewal of blood in their bodies by sucking blood, and the sucked blood will quickly pour into the blood vessels of the whole body. That's why his whole body immediately swells up when he took a mouthful of blood from the half-blooded succubus."

"That sounds very scientific, I accept the argument." Doctor Shang held his chin and nodded thoughtfully, but then suddenly looked curiously at the challenged blood drinker in front of him, "What about you – how do you usually get your blood circulating?"

"I–" With a sudden look of embarrassment on his face, the vampire, who had recovered from his pureblood state, touched his nose and coughed lightly in a slightly constrained manner. Before he could reply, the werewolf on the side had already interjected into the conversation between the two with a big grin, "Great – I finally get it, no wonder you sleep upside down. I thought it was a habit of your vampire race, just like shaking before you go to sleep..."

"My friend, have you cut the watermelon yet?" The vampire turned his head and smiled kindly towards the talkative half-blood husky. He Jialun subconsciously shivered and hurriedly put the fruit plate in his hand on the table, "It's cut and ready, you two enjoy your meal, I'm going to go see if the old gnome has found his dentures..."

Satisfied that the werewolf had fled, the vampire quickly adjusted his demeanour and restored his elegant smile. Thoughtfully taking a slice of watermelon for his human, he forcibly changed the subject, "My dear, this topic really has no meaning, we can talk more about it later. I vaguely heard you talking about signing a contract with the esteemed Dragon Highness just now."

"We've pretty much come to an agreement, and if there are no surprises, I should be signing with the two little guys." After taking a bite of the watermelon, he cut off another small piece for the two little dragons that had eagerly come over to him. Shang Haojia nodded, ignored the vampire-shaped perpetual motion machine in the corner, and looked at the golden dragon with kindness, "Mr. Xian Lin -– is there any preparation I need to do if I want to sign a contract with your two sons?"

"No, no, you can just sing the 'Little Green Dragon' with them both once." Seeing that the other party had happily bought his two sons at once, the golden dragon's eyes took on a little more joy, as if he had seen a steady stream of milk candies falling from the sky, "Have you heard that song? 'I've got horns on my head, I've got a tail behind me...'"

"..." Looking at the calm golden dragon with a complicated expression, Doctor Shang had a difficult psychological struggle and turned his head back to the two little ones who were simply blinking their eyes, "Xian Bao, Xian Bei, is what your father said true?"

"Yes! The first lesson in the first grade textbook of ‘The Essential Readings for Juvenile Dragons’ teaches us to sing this song in preparation for our future contracts!" Xian Bao nodded vigorously and dragged a huge book bag out from under the fire dragon's tail, from which he pulled out an exquisite picture book and spread it out on the table with a snap, "Brother Doctor, if you don't know it, we can teach it to you – neither of us are off-key! "

"No, I actually do... but I'm still curious about the way you dragons signed a contract before this song was written." Looking at the clearly marked English and Chinese languages and the two little dragons named 'Xiao Ming' and 'Xiao Hong', Doctor Shang couldn't help but rub his temples and look up at the golden dragon, "I'm sure your contracting history is much older than this song..."

"Of course, we have been the totem of our China for at least a few thousand years!" The golden dragon straightened its back proudly, tapped its tail twice on the ground, cleared its throat in a serious manner, and flaunted its singing voice with great pride, "Before that, the one we used to sign a contract was 'Giant Dragon, Giant Dragon, you're two years short, two years short forever and ever' – only now these kids, one by one, don't like the old version and that's why they have changed to the new one..."

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Translator Notes

Xian Bei and Xian Bao are so cute 🥰 and Wayne Loki just keeps descending into a sorry state 😂

Please feel free to comment any mistakes I made so I can improve and do better as I go through the book.

Translated: January 1, 2022

Edited: August 17, 2023