My Vampire Faints at Blood Chapter 63

Pressure Should be Applied to Stop Bleeding After Blood Draw

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"My dear – don't be angry..." The burns from the holy bullets had recovered as soon as his strength had been renewed. The vampire, who had been fed in every sense of the word, was thrown on the bed and looked apprehensively at his human, who had stumbled off the bed after throwing on a short sleeve shirt, and thought for the first time about how it would have been nice to have those handcuffs on for a little longer.

It would be a lie to say that he wasn't angry that he had given his life to the medical profession in a moment of carelessness and was still the one down there. Doctor Shang crouched in the corner, gagging earnestly as he drew a wet towel to wipe the blood from the nape of his neck, and replied nonchalantly, "I'm not mad, you can't look at blood, can you?"

"My dear, according to the tutorial, we should go and have a shower now or you might get an infection..." Carefully glancing at the look on his doctor's face, the pureblood king got dressed and tiptoed over, following suit and crouching down to the side. He tentatively wrapped his arms around the human's body, only to be pushed away with a cold face: "I'm a doctor myself, I know what to do – Step aside, you sleep outside tonight and don't come in until I say so."

"What's going on?" Having been too distracted to notice earlier, he was suddenly pushed back and the vampire's gaze was instantly fixed on the blue and purple bruise on the human's arm. He was worried that he had forgotten his manners in the heat of the moment. Wei Long nervously took him into his arms and rolled back like the wind, placing the man gently on the bed, "My dear, did I not control the strength just now? I'm sorry – I'm really sorry..."

"It's okay, I was in a hurry to get back from drawing blood and I didn't press hard enough, so I'm bleeding a little under the skin." Looking at the vampire's unadulterated look of fear, Doctor Shang kindly refrained from taking the opportunity to scare him and raised a helpless smile, patting his arm reassuringly, "It looks scary, but it doesn't really hurt, it'll go away in ten days."

His raging appetite was suppressed. Remembering how much his doctor had worried about feeding him, the vampire's eyes took on a strong look of apologetic remorse as he hung his head and crouched down by the bed.

"Alright, you're still a vampire, how can a sip of blood make you so aggrieved?" Looking at the aggrieved vampire, the human doctor was inspired by the infinite love of being a human healer. Smiling, he shook his head and nodded a couple of times to the side of the bed, "Are you still hungry? Is your wound healed yet? I think you're almost healed, judging by your vigour..."

When he heard the slight resentment in his human's tone, the pureblood king quickly leapt to his feet in an attentive manner. He poured him a glass of water to quench his thirst, ran to the bathroom to put on the hot water, and strictly measured the temperature of the water before he came running back quickly with the thermometer in his hand, "My dear, do you think this temperature is okay, is it too hot?"

"Okay, okay – I probably understand your sincerity." Looking at the serious look on his vampire's face, Shang Haojia nodded in disbelief. He didn't allow him to help him, and limped into the bathroom himself, banging the door shut, "Next time you'll have to report to me, remember!"

"I remember, I will report it next time." The vampire, who had promised to be truthful and sincere every time but had never actually reported a single incident, once again raised his hands and swore sincerely. He watched his human enter the bathroom before fetching the ‘Vampire's Guide to Love’ from under his pillow and drawing a double heart after the phrase 'Show weakness and if you can't, just act like a spoiled child'.

As it turned out, there were times when the wisdom handed down by the ancestors came in handy.

Still in a good mood, the vampire remembered to hide the secret book carefully before heading out of the room with a brisk pace, intending to get his human some snacks for his evening meal – Although he hadn't felt anything when they'd cuddled earlier, judging by the taste of his bite today, his doctor was still a little on the thin side.

Other than that, he also had some other things to take care of...

The thought of the conspicuous bruise on the human doctor's arm made the vampire's eyes darken slightly, a dangerous dark red colour spreading over them.

If it hadn't been for this accidental injury, Shang Haojia wouldn't have been in such a hurry to feed him. As for the culprit of this injury, it should naturally be blamed on a certain defeated snow fox. His doctor had suffered so much, and that daring fox should pay for it...

Accompanied by the miserable howl of the snow fox, the vampire was finally in a thoroughly good mood and briskly returned to the room with a few plates of snacks and a pot of tea in his hand.

With the blessing of the dragons, the human doctor's body was quickly restored to tip-top condition. After a sharp and necessary clean-up, he took a brief shower and exited the bathroom just in time to hear the snow fox's haunting cry, "What's going on, did you chop off his tail?"

"My dear, I've made a double bed for our babies." The vampire entered with a cheerful face, put the tea and snacks in his hands on the table, and took the basket off his arm, handing it over as if offering a treasure.

The freshly collected snow-white fox fur was fluffed up inside the basket. The little kitten rolled around comfortably, wrapped its little paws around its human father's arm, rubbed the back of his hand affectionately, and snorted comfortably as it hugged the dragon egg.

"This amount of fur – did you pull all the fur off him?" Unable to resist his intense curiosity about the snow fox's current look, Doctor Shang held his chin up in wonder and placed the basket on the bed. Scratching the little kitten's chin gently, he fell back into the profound worry of the half-grown child eating his poor old man, "Although we haven't had any problems feeding the little one so far, at this rate, if we can't find someone to blackmail for one meal at a time, you probably won't be able to keep this villa..."

"Don't worry, my dear, I've pretty much got a plan. The two of us will make a trip to the auction, and if things go well, we should be able to solve this problem once and for all." Smiling lightly and nodding with certainty, the pureblood king gracefully leaned down, picked the human up, and placed him gently on the bed. Pouring another cup of tea for each of them, he got into bed and moved over, "It's a good time to sleep, shall we try sharing a bed?"

"Actually, I was going to share a bed first and then gradually progress step by step, but who knew you'd progress straight to the last part..." The human doctor shook his head heartily at the thought of what he would have been like without the dragon's blessing, and shot him an unpleasant glare as he picked a cranberry biscuit and stuffed it into his mouth, "I always felt there was something wrong with that auction, but I couldn't quite put my finger on what was odd. If it's a gathering of non-human races, why must a human be invited?"

"Galleff's auction has been a tradition for centuries, and it is said to have always been prestigious and the only one that has been approved by the Special Department – but it is really the first time that a human has been invited there." Nodding thoughtfully, the vampire sipped his cup of milk tea, and his bloodshot eyes were cautiously alert: "In that case, we might as well not take the risk–"

"Of course we have to take the risk, we just have to take adequate preparatory measures." Naturally not willing to let go of such an eye-opening opportunity, the human doctor scooped a spoonful of chocolate cake into his mouth and sat up straight with interest, calculating in a serious manner, "I'll ask Yoghurt to go, and Mr. Oatmeal will probably tag along. You remember to ask Wayne Loki to follow, so we'll have an extra Zhuge grilled fish. We can try to send a message to Jia Duobao, but Haidi Lao is probably still addicted to the treasure and can't tear himself away. With Xian Bei and Xian Bao following, the two Mr. Dragons will definitely be there – how does that sound?"

"Sounds – very appetising..." The vampire nodded in respect, whispered a reply, and hastily changed his tone before his human looked over, "Sounds well thought out. We'll probably get an invisibility cloak when Mr. Sheng Kobike arrives tomorrow, so we'll definitely be able to ensure we get out of this in one piece no matter what."

After eating, drinking, and washing up, the tiredness came back to him when he returned to the soft bed. The human doctor finally stifled a soft yawn and threw himself headlong into bed, pulling the covers around him and wrapping himself up tightly, "Sleep in the bed today, and if your hands and feet fool around again, you know what that means..."

"Don't worry my dear – I'll keep our promise in mind." Smiling lightly, the vampire kissed the human doctor's forehead and laid down on the bed close to him. Lifting his hand to turn off the wall light, he laid down next to him, carefully spreading the summer blanket over both of them.

The temperature of the air conditioning seemed to be a bit warm, and the coolness of the vampire beside him was certainly an attractive presence on a hot summer night. Too lazy to fumble with the remote control, the human doctor tossed and turned under the covers a few times before he finally couldn't resist moving over and resigning himself to getting into the vampire's arms.

After generously hugging his human, the vampire blinked twice in the darkness and tucked the remote control under his pillow without a trace before finally closing his eyes with satisfaction.

Tomorrow morning, he'll be able to find the line that reads 'Find a summer night to cuddle under the covers' and put two little hearts next to it...

‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵

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Translator Notes

Hello! Seeing as there are four regular chapters left and two extra chapters, I have decided to upload two chapters a week for the next three weeks. The chapters will go up on Saturday and Sunday.

Please feel free to comment any mistakes I made so I can improve and do better as I go through the book.

Translated: May 15, 2022

Edited: August 24, 2023