My Vampire Faints at Blood Chapter 25

Sharp Cut Wounds Heal Smoother

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"What lasagna – bring me a lasagna first, I am going to starve to death." Before Shang Haojia could answer, an unfamiliar and weak voice came from behind him. Turning around subconsciously, the golden dragon on the ground had opened his eyes and slapped the ground with his tail, "That bastard vampire actually took away most of my blood... I can't spare him!"

"Daddy!" Seeing that the golden dragon finally woke up, the two little dragons tearfully pounced on him, wrapping around him while rubbing and whimpering. With the two little ones crying, the rain outside began to pour down in the blink of an eye.

The fire dragon on the side was also moved to tears, lifting his little paws to wipe his tears, but he could not reach. He could only reach out to pull up the curtain next to him to wipe the tears from his face, "Great – A'Lin, you're finally awake. great..."

"..." Eli covered his chest in heartbreak, wiping away his tears as he pulled out the statement he had just written about the damaged guardrail and silently added the curtains to it.

"Okay, okay – I am okay, why are you crying?" The golden dragon had just woken up when his two sons rubbed their tear-filled faces on him. He subconsciously wanted to show the majesty of a father, but when he looked at them, he couldn't help but suck in a breath and become soft as a noodle.

Looking at his dad's still frail and dying appearance, Xian Bei turned twice and anxiously flew over to Shang Haojia, gently rubbing the back of his hand, "Doctor, can you give my dad two pieces of candy, Daddy is hungry..."

"Of course – thinking about your dad, you are such a thoughtful child." Seeing that the little guy had successfully overcome his fear of heights, Doctor Shang nodded in relief and did not remind him how far he was from the ground now. Simply smiling and touching the little dragon's horns, he fished out the last two pieces of white rabbit milk candy from his pocket and patiently unwrapped them, "Go ahead and feed it to your dad yourself."

"Thank you doctor!" The little dragon cheered excitedly, flew back to the golden dragon with the candy in its mouth, and put it all in his mouth, "Daddy, this candy is especially delicious! Everytime I go to steal milk from Xiao Hu's family, it tastes like this!"

The golden dragon originally did not want to eat this kind of thing that is used to coax children, but because his own qi and blood were seriously drained, even the strength in the side of his head was gone, so he could only let the little one put the candy in his mouth. After only two chews, he suddenly raised his head slightly, and his round dragon eyes were filled with some surprise, "Tastes really good – human boy, where did you get this thing from? What can I exchange with you to get some?"

"It's just ordinary milk candy. I usually carry two pieces with me so that I am ready when the clinic receives crybabies like your little one." Seeing these oviparous animals being smoothly subdued by a piece of milk candy, Doctor Shang suddenly felt the heartfelt pride in being a mammal. Shaking his head with a smile, he rolled up his sleeves and walked over, "Come on, do me a favour – lift Mr. Dragon onto the couch so we can talk."

The werewolf who had always been responsible for physical work subconsciously responded. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward, when he suddenly met the kind gaze of the vampire, and he instinctively tucked his tail and retreated.

Seeing that the husky friend was sensible, Wei Long nodded in satisfaction. Taking off his suit and handing it to him, he swiftly pulled up the sleeves of his shirt and helped the human doctor lift the golden dragon onto the couch, "Your Dragon Highness, I hope I can learn more about it – in your opinion, is there any difference between that vampire's aura and mine?"

"You are also a vampire? There is no smell of blood on your body, did you grow up with a vegetarian diet?" The golden dragon looked at him suspiciously, then scrunched his nose and sniffed, before moving with great difficulty and plopping on the sofa, "That bastard vampire was covered in the scent of blood and was messy as hell. Even the legendary gluttonous beast should have been hunted by him..."

"That – may I ask, did he say anything?" Unable to hold himself back from patting Eli, the werewolf lowered his voice and asked as he wagged his tail, "Seriously, you Chinese are really good at coming up with names – they sound nice, but I don't know any of the words..."

Eli held his jaw for a while, deep in thought, then answered with certainty, "Although I also do not understand, the names of divine beasts are usually not two words, they should be four."

The simple werewolf nodded convincingly and patted him on the shoulder once again with heartfelt admiration, "Awesome, awesome, not bad for a PhD student, you have learned well." 

Eli felt a little vain being complimented by him. Looking at He Jialun's tail fluttering behind him, he finally couldn't help but secretly reach his hand out and try to touch it, "You can't put this tail away? Where do you usually put it – stuffed in your pants?"

"Nonsense – I also want to put it away, but then what would I do about the hole in the back of my pants?" As he said it, the hybrid succubus lightly stroked the tail of the good domestic husky who felt all of his hair stand on end. Forcefully moving his tail away, the werewolf's face flushed in embarrassment as he glared at him.

Realising that his question was indeed a bit stupid, Eli rubbed his nose resentfully and stepped back. After pretending to calmly straighten out his clothes, he turned his gaze back to the sofa.

After hearing the golden dragon's description, Wei Long pondered for a while before speaking in a deliberate and slow voice, "A vampire who only preys on mythical beasts – In my memory, there really hasn't been any of my kind with this particular taste. It seems that it is probably a new vampire that descended after I fell asleep..."

Doctor Shang, who was leaning back in a swivel chair, suddenly straightened up. The pen in his hand twirled twice and he shook his head with certainty, "It may be that it was not used as food. I checked the wound on his body while dressing it. The open wound had no lacerations and had clean edges without contusions – it can't be a bite mark, it should belong to a sharp knife. Referring to the habits of humans, I think that there is a higher chance that the blood was collected for medicine."

"It's possible, didn't they say before that dragon meat can be an aphrodisiac?" Seeing the chance to turn the conversation around, He Jialun immediately nodded in agreement, then leaned in maliciously, smiled, and patted the shoulder of the old European vampire, "You only know European history, now your empire is not like it was in the Middle Ages. The level of technical development of American vampires is rising, so what if they have discovered a new way and it's just that you don't know about it?"

To the werewolf's surprise, Wei Long's reaction was obviously not as lost and frustrated as he had imagined, but instead, he nodded with a serious expression, "It also makes sense to consider this as a possible alternative factor."

In a semi-wolfish state, the emotionally rich husky's mind instantly collapsed, the fur on his tail exploded with a poof, and he looked at the vampire in front of him incredulously, "How can you not react at all – are you vampires all so cold-blooded"

"I have not sworn allegiance to the royal family, nor have I received a royal knighthood – In fact, it was my situation that brought disgrace to the purebloods that led to my expulsion by the British royal family in the first place." Wei Long lifted his lips into a kind smile, gently patted his shoulder, and looked at the human doctor on the side again, "By the way, from an objective medical point of view, my blood is indeed probably cold – is that correct, my dear friend?"

"My dear air conditioner, this statement is not wrong at all." With a rather dignified nod, Doctor Shang replied in a subdued manner, and then turned his chair back towards the golden dragon on the sofa. Crossing his arms and leaning forward, he struck a pose full of patient respect, "Mr. Xian Lin, I know how tired you must be feeling right now – but what we have learned so far alone is not nearly enough to get an accurate picture of the situation. Is there any more valid information you can provide us with?"

"Because he went straight after me as soon as he came up, I didn't have time to listen carefully to what he was saying." The golden dragon frowned and thought carefully for a long time, before uncertainly scratching his horns with his tail, "And they spoke in a foreign language, I really did not understand it well – I just remember that he seems to be called something, something like Wang Laoji..." (Angel: Wang Laoji is a beverage brand in China that mainly sells Chinese herbal teas.)

Shang Haojia sat up straight in surprise and couldn't help but shake his head in disbelief, "Is it actually such a down-to-earth name... Are there still native vampires out there?" 

"If I'm not mistaken, he probably said 'Wayne Loki'." The vampire on the side couldn't help but cough lightly. Taking a step forward, he leaned over slightly to explain, "If translated to Chinese, it would probably be written as Wayne Loki. It's a very traditional Nordic name – though he did not give his family name. It may be because he needs to hide his identity, or it may be because he, like me, has been stripped of his original family name for some irresistible reason. I will go back and use my means to check it out" (Angel: The first Wayne Loki was written in English, the second was written in Chinese.)

"So that's how it is, no wonder..." After hearing his words, the golden dragon nodded in realisation, "I must say, it's obviously decent to wear a tuxedo with a sunshade, but it's so unreasonable for these parents to come up with such a nonsense name..."

‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵

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Translator Notes

Please feel free to comment any mistakes I made so I can improve and do better as I go through the book.

Translated: August 14, 2021

Edited: August 2, 2023