My Vampire Faints at Blood Chapter 23

Exercise Therapy is Effective

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"The treatment has not been discovered yet. I suggest you hide your family's account book and property card to avoid the risk of you coming home one day and finding them all ripped to shreds." Doctor Shang patted the fire dragon's bony wings sympathetically. Suddenly thinking of another question, he turned around subconsciously, "Wait – if the serum really has this kind of effect, then should I really inject that kid with serum…"

"You can rest assured about this. In this world, only the dragon race can inherit such powerful characteristics through the essence of blood, for other races, blood is at most just food." The vampire stepped forward with a smile and gave the conscientious human doctor reassurance. Turning to the worried fire dragon on the side, he spoke with a warm and smiling tone, "Mr. Xian Gris, if you are really worried about the education of the two little majesties, you can choose to let Doctor Shang take care of them temporarily. After all, human education methods are the most advanced and scientific compared to our various races' – What is your opinion?"

"Yes yes, that I know." The fire dragon rubbed his little paws and nodded, but he still felt uneasy, and looked at his two sons on the table worriedly, "But, but I really can't do this. I still have to wait for A'Lin to come back before I can make a decision…"

Doctor Shang nodded, shaking the pen in his hand to tease the two dragons on the table as he answered indifferently, "Relax, you are the guardian of the children and naturally have the right to decide whether or not the children will stay – Although I can't do anything about the demolition attribute that your son has obtained through the serum, I probably have a way to treat Xian Bei's fear of heights."

Since a moment ago, Wei Long had spared no effort in pushing these two little ones towards him. He certainly sensed it, and although he was not yet clear about the other party's intentions, he knew that it was at least not a bad thing.

It's not practical to keep dragons in an apartment, so even if he took the two little ones back, he could only foster them in the vampire's villa – Anyway, it's not his home that was going to be demolished, so Doctor Shang obviously doesn't feel distressed at all.

"Really, do you really have a way to cure Bei'er?" The fire dragon stepped forward, excitedly trying to shake hands with him, shaking his little paw excitedly, "As long as we can cure Bei'er's fear of heights, our treasures are at your disposal, and if you need it, we can even give you dragon's saliva –"

"Forget dragon's saliva, it's better to wait until it can be cured first." Seeing the fire dragon's sharp teeth gleaming with cold light, Shang Haojia did not hesitate to reject the other party's proposal and nodded at him politely, "Please sit down – Agoraphobia is very common in children and is much easier to treat than in adults. I'll talk to you a little more about the specific treatment and also give you a general idea of the overall…"

After patiently scientifically explaining both full immersion therapy and shock therapy, looking at the eyes of the fire dragon that had almost turned into swirls, Doctor Shang finally gave up on the explanation of exercise therapy. The pen in his hand was lightly knocked on the table twice, ending his science lesson, "That's about it. If you have any comments about the treatment methods, you can always mention them to us." 

After chasing the pen around a hundred or so times, the two little dragons, who were already tired and weakened, rushed in desperately and almost simultaneously bit the pen.

Encouragingly stroking the horns of the two little ones, Doctor Shang took out a piece of white rabbit milk candy from his pocket, broke it open, and gave half to each dragon, "Good job today. Next time, whoever can catch the pen before I stop will be given a whole candy."

"I'm sure I can do it next time!" Xian Bao was holding the candy and wagging his tail in excitement.

Next to him, Xian Bei licked the candy, blinked curiously, and suddenly found a new toy, "Brother, your tail keeps wagging… can I bite it?"

"Silly child, you are not a dog, how can you bite anything you see?" Patting his brother's head in an old-fashioned way, good brother Xian Bao turned back to look at his tail and shook his head inexplicably, "But it's really strange – Why am I wagging my tail, do you guys do it too?"

"..." The human doctor and the vampire looked at each other and couldn't bear to tell the little one the truth, so they just gently patted his horns, "We don't have a tail, so we can't wag it – but your big brother can wag his tail, ask him to wag it for you later."

"I've seen Brother He's tail, it's white!" Xian Bei interrupted excitedly, then secretly looked at his father before crawling to Xian Bao's side. Lowering his voice, he secretly said, "Brother, you must not tell Dad – but Brother He's tail is much more comfortable than Dad's…"

The two little dragons entered their own little world in the blink of an eye and got together to enthusiastically compare whose tail was more comfortable. The fire dragon stood aside, rubbed his hands together with a wry smile, and sighed with a slight headache, "Sorry, sorry, those two have been very close since they were young and often get so close that it's like they are one dragon. A'Lin has told them not to several times, but they never remember…"

"Don't worry, it's normal for children to have their own interests. Adults should encourage them to develop naturally, as long as they don't make a mess." Doctor Shang, who received a full score in paediatrics, obviously has rich experience and waved his hand indifferently. Just as he was about to go to see how the serum was doing, the sound of a thunderstorm suddenly came from outside and the sky darkened in an instant.

The two little dragons, who were still leaning together and whispering, reflexively straightened, honestly standing side by side. The fire dragon's expression also changed suddenly. He hurriedly walked to the window, grabbed the window sill, and looked out, "Oh no, oh no, how come A'Lin is back so soon…"

"Just looking at the sky, I thought Chentang Pass was going to flood." Seeing the rainfall, Doctor Shang finally understood that the little bit of rain that the little guy had caused was truly nothing compared to his father's. He got up and walked over to the window. Looking out at the gloomy sky that was almost as dark as night, he couldn't help frowning, "Why is he so angry? Did you have a fight earlier?" (Angel: Chentang Pass is derived from the name of a pass in the mythological novel of ‘The Romance of the Gods’, a piece of classical literature from the Ming Dynasty. It is related to the famous ancient mythical figure Nezha, it is said to be the birthplace of the third Nezha prince and the residence of Nezha's family at the same time.)

"It can't be regarded as a fight, it can only be said that he unilaterally reprimanded me for my bad behaviour of stealing the serum…" The fire dragon lowered his head guiltily, shook his huge head, and guiltily covered his head with his two paws, "I have realised my mistake and intended to come to apologise and make amends. He wanted to come with me, but because the weather bureau temporarily asked him to do something, he went to do his business first…"

Listening to his vague tone, Shang Haojia keenly sensed his unspoken words, and asked with his arms crossed, "Isn't the weather bureau in charge of you guys? Why would they ask him for something?" 

The fire dragon was obviously not a deceptive person. He flapped his wings in panic, looked at the dense dark clouds worriedly, and finally told the truth honestly, "Because – sometimes, for example, the weather bureau reports that it will rain but it doesn't, and the weather bureau wants to save face… so they will sometimes ask him for help…"

The dark clouds in the sky always had to have a purpose. Doctor Shang continued to patiently pursue the past history, sensibly ranking all of the possible scenarios, "I remember that the Dragon King of Jinghe River was once taken to the Dragon Terrace for privately changing the rainfall. Is there no Heavenly Court to control them now?" 

The fire dragon, obviously unaware of the ancient Chinese myths such as ’Journey to the West’, shook his head blankly. The vampire beside him took a step forward thoughtfully and took over the conversation, "Now that the older generation has retired, almost all of those ruling the Heavenly Court are from the third generation of immortals. When I first arrived, I also had dealings with them, and they are much more enlightened in many aspects than they were back then. Not only did they open up marriage between immortals and mortals, they also encouraged the immortals to come down to the mortal world to generate income for the Heavenly Court – The cooperation between the divine dragon and the weather bureau probably belongs to this category. As such, it is considered official business and they should not be punished for it."

"Ah…" Doctor Shang nodded in a complicated mood. Before he had time to ask anything else, Xian Bao suddenly jumped from the table into the air, shrugged his nose, and sniffed, "I can smell blood – It's Dad's blood, Dad must have been hurt!"

"Not good, he must have met an enemy – it would be bad if he fought with that phoenix! I have to go and check it out…" The fire dragon's face couldn't help but change slightly, and he was so anxious that his whole body reddened a bit. Turning around, he put his paws together and bowed towards Shang Haojia, "Doctor, please help me take care of my sons. I'll go see what is going on, then I'll be right back!"

"Go quickly, try not to start anything." In the blink of an eye, the situation became urgent. Shang Haojia nodded and took half a step back, and the vampire on the side had already thoughtfully opened the guard rail on the window for him. The fire dragon repeatedly thanked him, flapped his bony wings, flew up into the air, causing a fierce wind current, and flew towards the clouds above them.

The two little dragons squeezed to the window anxiously. Before they had time to look out, they were stopped by Shang Haojia, who rubbed their heads comfortingly, "It's okay don't be afraid – aren't your dads great?"

"My dad is super powerful! He can bring the wind and rain, and will cause lightning to strike the bad guys!" Xian Bao nodded vigorously, but wrinkled his nose again and looked out the window worriedly, "But – when I smelled the smell of the guy who was fighting with Dad for the first time, it reminded me of Uncle Ghost…"

"Is that me?" The vampire who was about to restore the guardrail to its original state turned around and raised his eyebrows in surprise. Jumping up to the window sill agilely, he leaned half his body out and looked around, "I can't sense any of my kind – If it's really like what this little highness said, it means that the vampire that is fighting with your father is probably stronger than me…"

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Translator Notes

Please feel free to comment any mistakes I made so I can improve and do better as I go through the book.

Translated: July 29/30, 2021

Edited: August 1, 2023