His Honey Chapter 15

Chapter 15

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Warning: This chapter includes mature content

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Weekend.

Yu Zhinian is really a sly businessman. He does everything he can to arouse your interest, and then gives you all sorts of discounts when you're itching to get into the game.

Xiao Yichi sat at one end of the dining table, staring at the "bed partner rules", as if he wanted to burn two holes in it.

At the other end of the table, Yu Zhinian patiently waited for him to finish reading.

There were eight rules:

One, sex no more than twice a week;

Two, only perform sexual activities within the confines of the bed;

Three, do not leave marks on the other party;

Four, do not make dangerous advances against the other party's wishes during sex;

Five, do not tell a third party about the bed partner relationship;

Six, if one party has the intention of meeting a blind date, he must inform the other party as soon as possible;

Seven, either party can terminate the bed partner relationship at any time, and the other party must be notified in a timely manner before the relationship is terminated;

Eight, during the effective period of the bed partner relationship, neither of the two parties can have a physical relationship with a third party.

Xiao Yichi was dissatisfied with the first and second articles. What was this if not a discount?

Yu Zhinian spoke, "After reading it, sign at the bottom. I've already signed both copies."

Xiao Yichi glanced at him in an unfavourable manner and grabbed a pen to write his name next to the signature of "Yu Zhinian".

"And here's my copy."

Xiao Yichi stood up, walked over and picked up the paper in front of Yu Zhinian, then suddenly sat face to face across Yu Zhinian's body, pressed the paper against his chest and signed his name with a swipe of the pen.

Yu Zhinian laughed and was about to say something when Xiao Yichi threw the paper and pen back and kissed him on the lips as if he was venting his anger.

Lips and tongues intertwined, saliva exchanged.

Xiao Yichi wrapped his arms around Yu Zhinian's neck, pressing his body against him.

When they parted, the two of them panted slightly.

"Lawyer Yu, this kiss, it's not a violation, right?" Xiao Yichi tilted his head and asked provocatively.

Yu Zhinian wrapped his arm around his waist, pressing solidly against the other's crotch, "It doesn't count. Because, you still need to work harder"

Xiao Yichi raised his eyebrows, his lips almost touching the other's, and he whispered, "Lawyer Yu, you have a very bad habit."

"Hmm?"

"Your heart and mouth are inconsistent."

There is a price to pay for telling the truth.

Xiao Yichi laughed and was carried into the bedroom for education.

Preaching adultery in the daytime was a great sin.

So when Xiao Yichi came out of the bedroom, he turned into a weak-kneed shrimp.

He kind of understood the reasoning behind "twice a week".

Dressed in aqua-coloured silk pyjamas, he followed the smell of Chinese medicine to the kitchen.

Yu Zhinian was standing in front of the stove, watching the fire of the decoction. Hot air was rising from the mouth of the clay pot in front of him.

Noticing someone approaching, Yu Zhinian turned his head and looked at the visitor, "Awake? How does your body feel?"

In conjunction with the word "tired" he uttered, Xiao Yichi almost collapsed on top of Yu Zhinian.

Yu Zhinian supported his waist, "Then lie down properly on the bed."

"Why are you boiling medicine? For whom?" He asked knowingly.

Having just tossed Xiao Yichi on the bed for quite a long time, Yu Zhinian was now at his mercy, "It's for you. Lao Cui kept the medical records of your physical condition there, I called him to explain the situation, and he had someone send the medicine here. That includes the lubricant that I just used, it's also his secret recipe."

No wonder he could still walk now. Xiao Yichi continued to rely on Yu Zhinian, "Do I have to drink this medicine for another week?"

"No need." Lawyer Yu's expression was a bit unnatural, "It's more intense, so just drink it afterwards. There's also the ointment to apply, a new formula, which will be delivered later, and it has to be applied immediately."

Xiao Yichi lazily said, "So troublesome oh."

Yu Zhinian adjusted the fire to the minimum, following the flow, "I'll apply it for you."

With so much energy, he should do more work.

Xiao Yichi was satisfied and let go of Yu Zhinian, "Can I look around?"

Yu Zhinian assessed Xiao Yichi's state, "Apart from the study, you can make yourself at home."

Xiao Yichi looked here, looked there, and finally came to the laundry room where he not only saw his own clothes, but he also saw Snoopy, who was specially placed in a bamboo basket.

He took a few steps forward. Snoopy looked old, but well maintained.

Xiao Yichi remembered that Yu Zhinian liked Snoopy and even arranged it specially, so it was evident that it was important. For such an item, Xiao Yichi would not touch it casually.

Snoopy smiled stupidly at him, so he smiled back at it, "Hello, you're Lawyer Yu's Snoopy, right? I'm Xiao Yichi, nice to meet you."

"Ahem."

Xiao Yichi was startled and turned his head. Yu Zhinian was standing in the doorway, calmly enjoying, "What are you doing?"

As if he was caught doing something stupid, Xiao Yichi blushed, but he couldn't show his cowardice, "Chatting." He looked to Snoopy, "Lawyer Yu is a bad guy, right? Right, you say? Great!"

Yu Zhinian walked over, picked up Snoopy from the bamboo basket, gently lifted its arm and extended its four-fingered hand in Xiao Yichi’s direction, "Since you have the same mindset, why don't you become friends."

Xiao Yichi smiled, and his fingers shook Snoopy's hand, a friendship was established.

"Is it going to be sent to the wash?"

Yu Zhinian put Snoopy away, "It's very old, it can't be taken care of in the everyday way, it can only be taken care of by a specialised person." He told Xiao Yichi, "This was the first birthday present Auntie Pan gave me, I like it a lot." As he spoke, the expression on his face was soft.

Suddenly, Xiao Yichi wanted to be spoiled, "Lawyer Yu, I'm hungry."

Only then did Yu Zhinian remember the purpose of his search for Xiao Yichi, "The medicine is ready, the congee is also cooked. It's being kept warm, so you can eat a little bit of it to cushion your stomach before you drink the medicine."

After having the congee and drinking the medicine, Xiao Yichi sat on the sofa, saying that his legs were now not only soft, but also sore and swollen.

"What should I do?" He frowned, distressed.

"..." Yu Zhinian finished washing the dishes, came over, sat next to him, lifted his leg and started to massage it.

Xiao Yichi smiled, happy. Once happy, it is easy to drift, "Lawyer Yu, you have read all my articles? They weren't easy to find, were they? Since you printed them out, do you think they’re good?"

Yu Zhinian glanced at him, "To be honest, my assistant is a fan of yours, the articles were collected and organised by him before, and he recommended that I read them and sent the resources to me. My eyes hurt when I look at the screen for a long time, so I printed them out. The writing is... just like that."

Xiao Yichi laughed, just loving to jump in Yu Zhinian's minefield, "Then your reading taste isn't as good as your assistant's."

Yu Zhinian stopped, intending to get up and leave.

"Don't don't don't. Hahaha, well, you're right, the writing is just like that." Xiao Yichi wanted to move over to appease Yu Zhinian, and as soon as he moved, he exaggeratedly held his waist, "Aiya, my waist is sore..."

Yu Zhinian lost his temper from his antics and reached out to pinch his waist, "Such pompous acting."

"Lawyer Yu is so kind!" Xiao Yichi cheekily gave the other party a thumbs up.

After pinching for a while, Yu Zhinian suggested, "Will you stay at my place tonight? It's better if I can also apply the ointment for you."

"Well... I have to go back to prepare my lessons, the first chapter is due tomorrow, and it has to be sent to the faculty office for review."

It's lesson preparation again. Yu Zhinian looked at him suspiciously.

"Really, really, if you don't believe me, you can go to my house to see, it's all relevant information!"

At night, Yu Zhinian sent Xiao Yichi home.

An old building with tall stairways, narrow passageways and overhead lights that were lit on one level and not on the other.

"Here it is." Xiao Yichi stopped in front of the old sliding gate.

Yu Zhinian frowned. Walking up, it was just Xiao Yichi's house that still had this kind of door, which seemed particularly unsafe.

Xiao Yichi explained, "I haven't come back for more than ten years, everything is as old as ever, and I don't want to change it for the time being now, after all, this home is exactly the same as it was when my parents were still around."

Opening the door, he led Yu Zhinian inside.

The lights didn't even need to be switched on, the light from outside illuminated half of the living room.

Xiao Yichi switched on the lights and the living room was full of piles and piles of books.

He gave Yu Zhinian a pair of slippers, "Go sit on the sofa, I'll go to the kitchen and pour you a cup of tea."

Yu Zhinian walked over and saw that half of the wall in the living room was filled with photographs – family portraits of a family of three from different years.

Xiao Yichi's parents appeared to be gentle, and both looked like generous people. On the other hand, Xiao Yichi had changed a lot, the temperament of his teenage years was completely different from that of today, he looked like a different person.

After looking at them, Yu Zhinian walked to the edge of the sofa between the gaps in the piles of books and sat down.

He looked at the books on the floor.

Indeed, as Xiao Yichi had said, many of them were cross-cultural books. In addition to the books, there were also some rather old notebooks and documents, and there seemed to be photographs as well.

Yu Zhinian picked up a photo that was wedged in a notebook with a large portion of it exposed that was about to fall out. It was a black and white photo of Xiao Yichi's profile. He seemed to be standing at the entrance of a hospital, half of his face was covered in blood, there was blood on his body as well, his hair was messy, his head hung down, and his expression was serious.

He turned to the back of the photo, where there were three English words – to the pain.

Xiao Yichi came out from the kitchen, carrying hot tea, "Here, be careful of the heat." He sat down next to Yu Zhinian, who handed over the photo, "It was caught in the notebook and was about to fall out, so I took it out. Sorry."

"It's fine." Xiao Yichi took the photo and looked at it. "... This one was taken by my colleague. At that time we met a suicide attack, I was lucky to be only slightly injured, but a little girl nearby wasn't so lucky, and I carried her to the hospital... She died halfway there." Xiao Yichi paused for two seconds and continued, "The nurse took the body from me and the weight in my hand suddenly disappeared, and I was suddenly empty. Where am I, what am I doing, what do I do after this, the three major soul tormentors." The corners of Xiao Yichi's mouth trembled, "A German photographer captured this moment, and later had the photo developed and sent to me, with the message he left for me on the back: to the pain. We, a group of bystanders, use words and images to record every pain, so that it will not be so easily forgotten."

After saying that, Xiao Yichi put away the photos and changed to a relaxed expression, "Alright, Lawyer Yu, after hearing the story, isn't it time to apply the ointment to me?"

The ointment was moisturising, and Xiao Yichi enjoyed it.

Yu Zhinian thought, this body of his is filled with so many things, just now he was talking about hurt and pain, but now he was displaying joy.

This turn of events was not at all out of place.

When leaving, Yu Zhinian thought about it and said to Xiao Yichi, "Some of your articles... are really well written. When the collection is published one day, perhaps I can buy a book to show my approval."

Hearing this, the corner of Xiao Yichi's mouth rose slightly. "Lawyer Yu, look behind you."

Yu Zhinian subconsciously turned his head, there was nothing.

As soon as he turned back, he met Xiao Yichi's kiss squarely.

Just touching their lips in a kiss, just a little drop of water before leaving.

But there was something in his heart like the ripples on the surface of the lake, rippling one after another. Xiao Yichi retreated, looked at Yu Zhinian, and smiled, "Lawyer Yu, goodbye."

After two days of rippling, the ripples had expanded into churning waves.

Meeting for the second time this week, both were a little impatient.

When they reached the edge of the bed, they had already removed all of their clothes and were naked. Yu Zhinian placed a pillow under Xiao Yichi's waist and raised his hips; Xiao Yichi's legs were spread out to the sides, opening the door wide towards Yu Zhinian. The honey hole was completely exposed from the valley of the gap between the two buttocks, enduring the gaze of the deadly hunter. Pale in colour, tightly folded, it looked like an innocent flower bud;

However, knowing the love affair, it would drip with juice many times tonight.

Yu Zhinian put Xiao Yichi's legs on his shoulders and buried his head to lick this soulful cave.

The soft and flexible tongue wrapped in moisture and heat probed into the hole. Xiao Yichi's toes curled up tightly, the fingers of one hand grasped the bed sheet, and the fingers of the other hand reached into his mouth to be moistened and fiddled with.

Yu Zhinian's tongue swept across the mouth of the hole, and his hands were not idle, one side stroked Xiao Yichi's erection and the other played with his sack.

Xiao Yichi couldn't stand it, slime flowed out of his horse's eye and dripped in a pulpy stream onto his abdomen, which tightened again in a burst from the stimulation his lower body received. He took his finger out of his mouth and trailed off, "Zhinian... can you stick your cock in?"

At those words, Yu Zhinian's cock trembled with excitement. He finally let go of the poor hole and applied the lubricant that had been warmed in his hand around it. Yu Zhinian watched the lubricant flow into the honey hole and slowly inserted two fingers, rotating, spreading and scratching.

Xiao Yichi only felt an unbearable heat and itchiness inside.

The peach blossoms soaked in water, falling petal by petal into the mortar and pestle. The thick pestle entered the mortar and pounded them hard, crushing and mashing them, stirring and grinding out the juices, the flotsam sticking to the mortar and pestle, the evidence that they were causing trouble.

"Faster, go faster," Xiao Yichi said as his legs wavered, he wanted more intensity.

The fleshy blade stopped in the soft canal, Yu Zhinian looked down at him from above, holding back, "Beg me."

"Please, please..." The voice tormented by lust was both aggrieved and pitiful, but also flirtatious and coy.

Yu Zhinian leaned over, his chest pressed against his chest, his lips contained his lips, he pressed hard against him, and the mattress obviously sank downwards.

Xiao Yichi's hand that was grasping the bed sheet finally had a home, touching Yu Zhinian's back all the way up to the back of his neck. His fingers were inserted into his hair, occasionally using a little force to make the other party's lips and tongue intertwine with his a little bit deeper.

Suddenly, Yu Zhinian tore away from this glued intimacy, lowered his waist and stood up with a powerful storm, shaking the ground and the mountains.

Xiao Yichi was picked up in a disorientated sway and sat in his arms, "Mhmm!" It was so deep, and he tilted his head.

Honey water flowed non-stop, the plop plop sounded ceaselessly, lewd and addictive.

Xiao Yichi licked Yu Zhinian's earlobe, not forgetting to spit out a raunchy sound during the turbulence, "Zhinian… want..."

The demonic temptation made Yu Zhinian clench his teeth. He then plunged deeper dozens of times before releasing his cum, and his cum was fully ejected into the condom.

Unfortunately, he had to work the next day.

Yu Zhinian felt that this time it ended too hastily. Even the next morning, he hurriedly ate breakfast, hurriedly parted with Xiao Yichi, and hurriedly explained that the medicine would be decocted by the pharmacy and sent to him, so he must remember to drink it.

But in the future, this kind of situation was unavoidable, after all, it was only twice a week.

Returning home in the evening, Yu Zhinian went into the bedroom, stepped into the closet, took off his watch and put it back in the watch box. He turned around, picking out tomorrow's attire in the process.

Suddenly, he noticed a tiny white corner peeking out of the dark coloured clothes folded below.

Puzzled, he knelt down to look at what felt like a piece of paper. He tried to pull it out and it was actually a Snoopy sticker. Half the size of a palm, Snoopy had a rare pair of big eyes and was giving him a handsome thumbs up, surrounded by shining stars.

Yu Zhinian flipped it to the back, "Let the new Snoopy keep you company for now. Xiao."

He immediately took out his cell phone and called Xiao Yichi.

The other end quickly picked up, "Hello?"

"The sticker... when did you put it there?"

Xiao Yichi laughed, a very cheerful laugh. "You found it? I put it there this morning. I was worried that you'd come in and call me at any time, and I didn't hide it carefully enough. You have a total of ten Snoopy stickers hidden in your closet, do you have time to look for them?"

Yu Zhinian looked all around the cloakroom.

Xiao Yichi continued, "Your Snoopy was sent away to be tended to, I was afraid you'd be lonely, so I bought a bunch of stickers, I'll hide some more when I'm free~" in an exuberant tone.

Yu Zhinian's gaze returned to the Snoopy in his palm, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curved up, "Are you a child?" His feet, however, had already stepped away, ready to find another sticker.

"Lawyer Yu, are you happy?"

"... Mhmm."

Xiao Yichi laughed again. This time the laughter was soft, like a feather, and the soft edges accidentally ruffled the skin, tickling it.

The two didn't speak for several seconds.

"So... that's it?" Xiao Yichi opened his mouth.

Suddenly his heart went sour. He wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say.

Yu Zhinian finally said, "... Xiao Yichi, thank you."

Yu Zhinian's home was very convenient and luxurious, but apart from the living room where a large painting was hung, the rest of the place was cold.

Xiao Yichi looked here and there, and was finally pleasantly surprised by Lawyer Yu's Snoopy.

Being loved, even if it's an object, has an unspeakable vibrancy to it.

And when Yu Zhinian looked at it, his eyes were full of watery tenderness. 

After Xiao Yichi went home, he found that his smartphone could read his mind and pushed a lot of Snoopy's products to him. He chose the stickers and immediately placed an order.

If he had enough time, he would have hidden Snoopy in every corner of Yu Zhinian's house. Unfortunately, there wasn't enough time, so he hid ten chibi Snoopy's in the closet, and one day when Lawyer Yu was putting on a certain serious suit jacket, the chibi's would suddenly fall out of the sky.

I wonder if he will be dumbfounded.

Xiao Yichi lay on the bed, amused by the images conjured up in his head.

Just then, Yu Zhinian's phone call came.

He hurriedly picked it up.

Yu Zhinian said thank you to him.

His heart suddenly became sour and swollen.

After the call ended, Xiao Yichi thought for a moment that this matter could have developed in the opposite direction – Yu Zhinian felt offended by him, entering his private space without permission and doing something stupid. He did not lack anything, so why was Lawyer Yu so amused by a few stickers?

Fortunately.

His own feelings were accepted positively.

Thinking about it, he should have thanked Yu Zhinian just now.

Why did he just end the call? It was clear that he hadn't said more than a few words.

Xiao Yichi rolled around on the bed, then reversed and rolled around again, restless.

When Yu Zhinian found the fifth sticker, he decided to stop. On the one hand, there wasn't enough time, and he had to work tomorrow; on the other hand, there was nothing more exciting than ushering in tomorrow with anticipation. Before going to bed, he put the five stickers in the drawer of the nightstand, and then lay down on the bed and waited to fall asleep.

Snoopy was so cute. He cuddled up to its soft body, his face rubbing up and down his long ears there, so content.

Suddenly a female voice interjected, “Aiya, the toys are dirty!" He was pulled away from Snoopy and a very pretty face popped into view, "What if the germs get on your face and ruin it?" A heavily perfumed handkerchief was wiped gently across his face, "Son, your face is the most important thing, do you understand?"

"Madam, this toy has just been cleaned, it should be fine, if Young Master likes it, let him hug it..." Auntie Pan's voice."What do you know? This is my child, is it possible that I will harm him? Rather, it's you, don't tell him any more useless nonsense!"

He violently broke away from the woman and ran to hide behind Auntie Pan. The woman said a whole lot, but in the end, he only heard, "If it wasn't for the fact that you look good like me, would you have been able to go back to the Yu family as a young master? Ungrateful thing!"

Yu Zhinian forcefully opened his eyes, the cell phone alarm was already ringing.

A good night's sleep was spoiled by the last dream.

Yu Zhinian put his feet on the ground and sat on the edge of the bed, rubbing his hands over his face.

After washing up, he put on his suit jacket and was about to insert his pen into the inner pocket when he felt something was a bit out off. His hand went to the pocket, and when he took the item out, it was Snoopy.

He was sitting on a star with coloured stripes, his two long ears flying back, with his small eyes and big smile, happily letting the star carry him.

This little surprise suddenly made his mood better.

Yu Zhinian was going to put the sticker away, but on second thought, he put it back in his inner pocket.

Today, let me also fly on a star.

This morning, Xiao Yichi was in the office adjusting the content of the lessons based on the feedback from the teaching department; in the afternoon, he went to the football field and played half a game with a group of boys, they quickly got acquainted and he even received a new jersey from one of them; in the evening, he made an appointment to go to Xilin's place for PTSD treatment; and dinner was arranged with Adham and the main chef.

The schedule was quite full, but he felt himself drifting a bit.

At night, he carried a bag and went to feed the cats.

The kitten was now going to be called mama cat, she had given birth to three kittens, and all four cats were quite big eaters.

The light from the street lamps enveloped a tall figure.

A familiar scene.

Xiao Yichi's heart tightened and he took three steps forward, "Lawyer Yu?"

Yu Zhinian turned around and looked at him.

The cat children were kissing Yu Zhinian, and one stuck to his feet and licked his fur.

"I'm so angry ah, I obviously feed them more, but they still aren't familiar with me." Xiao Yichi put down the food in his hand. Mama cat led the children over to sniff this side and buried her head to start eating, ignoring him.

Yu Zhinian approached him as if he hadn't heard, "Xiao Yichi."

"Hmm?" Xiao Yichi turned his head, Yu Zhinian took out the Snoopy sticker from his inner pocket.

When Xiao Yichi saw it, he smiled, "How many did you find?"

"This is the sixth." Yu Zhinian's gaze shifted away for a split second before turning back, "... I can't find the others, can you come to my house and help?"

At this point in time, there were no pedestrians coming and going in the small park, it was very quiet.

It was so quiet that Xiao Yichi could only hear his own heartbeat. It was so loud, he wondered if Yu Zhinian would hear it as well.

"... Making me go through all the trouble of going to your house to help find stickers, is there a reward?"

"What do you want in return?" Yu Zhinian took another half step closer and the tips of their noses almost touched.

"Eat your food, wear your clothes, and... use your body." Accompanied by increasingly lighter, near-whispering words, Xiao Yichi's gaze swept from Yu Zhinian's lips, to his nose, and then intersected with his line of sight.

"Okay." In the next second, Yu Zhinian kissed him.

The cats must have smelled humans in heat and meowed.

However, the two paid them no attention, claiming each other as they wrapped their arms around each other's necks.

When they parted, Xiao Yichi licked his watery, plump lips and looked at Yu Zhinian, teasing, "Who said we can't have sex more than twice a week?"

"Me."

"Then should I still go to your house?"

"Go."

"Then what? It's against the rules."

"It's okay, just change it." He spoke sparsely, without any shame.

Xiao Yichi laughed, arrogant and smug. Yu Zhinian couldn't hold back and kissed him again.

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Translator Notes

I finally got to the last chapter and oh boy, the bonus chapters sure are something.

Please feel free to comment any mistakes I made so I can improve and do better as I go through the book.

Translated January 20, 2024